February 2012
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igotoworkeveryday asked: ^_^ u post da best music.
thejoyigaveup:
Can haikusaboutcannibalism marry me already?
omg
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sixsicksuck replied to your photo: The MOST fabulous sequin bra
cleaning my room or showing my boobs. decisions, decisions.lol
It went like this:
“la la la cleaning my make up table… wow I look fabulous. This bra is fabulous. This bra and I can make fabulous things happen on the internet
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chainwanderingdeeply reblogged this from you and added:
SCANDALOUS WENCH!
YOU OWN A CAR
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Things I look for in a man
1. Must love science fiction everything
2. Willing to have long discussions about apocalypse scenarios (zombies NOT included) (I hate that people consider zombies a valid apocalypse scenario) (real epidemics only, please)
3. Must love cats. Or more specifically, my cats.
4. Body hair
5. Ability to cook me delicious food
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Things I am good for (according to my dad)
1. Almost nothing
2. Making delicious soup
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chainwanderingdeeply asked: Hey, you're really cute and stuff, I want to lay in bed with you and listen to Emo while you nuzzle into my chest. <3
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.