February 2012
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meadowbreath:
The Saddest Landscape - He Died...
chainwanderingdeeply asked: Hey, you're really cute and stuff, I want to lay in bed with you and listen to Emo while you nuzzle into my chest. <3
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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“It’s very accturate indeed. What you forget to mention though, is that it’s...”
– http://drabo.tumblr.com
HERE WE HAVE A PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHITE RIDICULOUSNESS
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White people when I reblog People of Colour discussing institutional racism/cultural appropriation: LOL GUYS IT’S JUST A JOKE RELAX YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS WRONG
White people when I reblog somebody making fun of white people: THAT SHIT IS FUCKING RACIST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
“I swear to god I will lose my mind if I hear the “sex sells” fallacy one more...”
– (via littlelightx)
Yes.
(via psdo)
um also there are pretty much only ever cispeople involved in these things ever and that’s poop
(via madziontist)
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My city went from an uncharacteristically brown winter to Hoth in 24 hours
When a woman can no longer control her own reproductive system because of someone else’s religious beliefs, it is no longer freedom of religion. It is the infringement of religion onto human freedom.
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Plus there is a cat on my lap. Everybody knows if you disturb a cat that is resting on your person you are a cruel and unusual human being.
SNOW BLOWER GUY WHY ARE YOU ONLY BLOWING MY STEPS AND SIDEWALK WHY DON’T YOU BLOW MY DRIVEWAY TOO
I don’t want to go out and shovel
The world beyond my front door is evil and unwelcoming
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Uploading a song every night because I fucking...
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naturesdopeflow replied to your post: I always want to message people on tumblr that I…
Hi! I think you’re extreme-o awesome.
o snap somebody actually likes me I don’t know if I have ever been in this situation
THANK YOU KIND GUY
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please don't use the term 'screamo'. you come off...
gtfo
the
screamo
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and take all the other fans of shitty metalcore and deathcore bands with you
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janedoritos replied to your post: I always want to message people on tumblr that I…
not me? :c
IMO YOU ARE COOL
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I always want to message people on tumblr that I follow to say hello and tell them how awesome I think they are but I always chicken out and resort to trying really hard not to like and reblog everything they put on my dash
Deaf Aspie: Challenge to Vegans: →
deaf-aspie:
violetbelle:
deaf-aspie:
violetbelle:
deaf-aspie:
Make me a vegan diet plan for 2 weeks. And if I like it, I’ll actually try it.
But it’s not so simple. See, I’m poor. And by poor, I mean, your meal plan can’t cost me more than $30 for 2 weeks (and I mean not a cent more).
And I live in the northeast by the great lakes. This means that…
I would attempt to make a vegan...
Home baked kale chips are my new god